Dating 101
there should be a manual out there, a how to guide for guys on how to date a girl.
i'd imagine that in it, there'd be this section:
32. How to talk to your current girlfriend about the ex:
a) Dont, you fucking idiot.
i'd imagine that in it, there'd be this section:
32. How to talk to your current girlfriend about the ex:
a) Dont, you fucking idiot.
b) In the event that point A was ignored, or if current girlfriend has asked about ex, do not ever use the phrase 'well, neither one is better than the other lar'
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It's like asking for a live monkey to be shoved up your ass.
your current girlfriend is ALWAYS better than your ex you moron.
c) In the event that point B has occurred, don't look surprised that current decides to talk to you as little as possible.
a candlelight dinner is suggested. with flowers. and chocolate. there can never be too much chocolate.
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It's like asking for a live monkey to be shoved up your ass.
your current girlfriend is ALWAYS better than your ex you moron.
c) In the event that point B has occurred, don't look surprised that current decides to talk to you as little as possible.
a candlelight dinner is suggested. with flowers. and chocolate. there can never be too much chocolate.
posted by ally at 1:26 PM
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rox my sox...!!
hai sensei! =P
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It really depends on how much common sense a man has. The more common sense the less mistakes and vice versa. There can't be a men's guide to dating because that's just like asking men not to be stupid.
Besides, it wouldn't be a challenge for us guys. It'd be too easy. We'd get to score whenever we want. Wait a minute... :P
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