Sunday, January 22, 2006


came across a post about Chinese horoscopes and outta pure curiosity, looked into mine.

so apparently i'm a Fire Tiger (phwoar how cool does that sound!). bracketed are my comments :P

horoscope taken from [here]

(i don't think this word is hu?! dammit i'm supposed to be learning chinese!)

Tiger people are sympathetic, kind, emotional, and sensitive. At movies, they can cry their eyes out! (this would be true) Despite their kindness, they can be extremely short-tempered. The rage of Tigers is terrible to behold (i'm definitely short tempered but TERRIBLE to behold?) but it also gives them the adrenaline needed for the sublimest of bravery.
The Tiger is also a deep thinker and can make the most astonishing intellectual connections, with great mental agility. (BWAHAHAHHAHHHAHA em what?) On the negative side, they tend to be suspicious and a bit self-centered, selfish, and indecisive. (everyone needs vices ok) Above everything, however, the Tiger stands as a supreme emblem of protection over human life, admirable always. (HEAR THAT! ADMIRABLE!)

Soup and Oolong Tea are among the keys to good health. (and that was completely random)

You see the Fire Tiger across the room, making a very dramatic entrance. Suddenly you are mesmerized by the eloquent eyebrows, yes, eyebrows, of that very vital face. So expressive, this face is positively on fire! (em. i have short eyebrows. hardly impressive)
Wait a bit longer and you will be caught up in hearing laughter that goes right through the bones and catches you up in it. The Fire Tiger is a thrilling person to know, full of enthusiasm for every aspect of life, optimistic to the core. (OVERLY optimistic i think justin calls me..)
Even cloudy days are seen for what they are, simply vibrant grays on the verge of exploding into sunshine. Fire Tigers are leaders in the best sense of the word, honest and fair with everyone. They love being boss. (OI YOU BUAT APA GET OFF UR LAZY ASS RIGHT NOW)
Fire Tigers get over any financial difficulties they might encounter very quickly. Although they might not possess great fortunes, they certainly enjoy comforting financial security throughout their lives. (*snicker* yeah, financial security that at the moment comes in the form of ang pau)
The Charismatic Fire Tiger is full of charisma and has no trouble attracting love and finding lasting relationships. This Tiger loves to play and is enlivened by sensuality and passion. To know Fire Tigers is to love Fire Tigers. (cliche much?)

However, since the Tiger is essentially a symbol of masculinity and virility, the Chinese tend to distrust women born in the Tiger year, (EXCUSE ME?) although doubtless the personality would be to the fore of the Feminist Movement today. (me? fore of a feminist movement? don't expect me to go bra burning anytime soon ok)
humpf. okay. so this was abt 75% accurate.
dads gonna get me my new phone later. i was just telling sister number 2 that getting a new phone below RM1k doesn't excite me as much and she gasped and called me materialistic. well, surprise surprise! ish.
memoirs of a geisha tonight finally!


Blogger KE said...

I think Memoirs of a Geisha was good.

Fire Tigers have the worst tempers =) But I think you can't take these horoscope things too seriously anyway.

8:47 PM  
Blogger x said...

Apparently, Ally comes with a million dollar price tag. Either that or she'll go to the highest bidder. Hehe. Kidding. KIDDING.

9:12 AM  
Blogger Ally said...

KE: lol yeah it was alright, zhang ziyi's english was a bit iffy though :/

X: eh eh why you selling me short, WHAT million dollar price tag??? BILLION OKAY!!!!!!

2:13 PM  
Blogger x said...

Ally: Okay, a billion.

A tip to all men: Never argue with women.

5:02 PM  
Blogger Wen said...

rofl I'm gonna do that horo crap too... something totally random, is there a Burberry store in M'sia?

12:54 AM  
Blogger Ally said...

wen: OH DUHHHHHH!!! in KLCC on the Ground floor opposite Coach!

1:53 AM  
Blogger Chong Chung Fui said...

eh eh... ur chinese horoscope things is not really accurate init? a chinese new year begins in february: hence a january 1985 guy like me is a rat, not a cow - not da entire 1985 is da year of da cow! grrr...

8:04 PM  
Blogger Ally said...


chungers. did u read properly. mine's the horoscope of the TIGER. not a cow :P

3:13 AM  

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