it is my firm opinion

that annoying people should be hung upside down by their toes and have smelly socks stuffed in their mouth.

then maybe they wont annoy me so much.

like, honestly? just like fuck off.

on second thought. maybe smelly socks aren't enough. smelly UNDERWEAR would be more like it.

Edit:

my moms in another one of those moods where she's just going on and on about nonsensical things. wish i could stuff smelly underwear in her mouth too. i think hanging her upside down by her toes might be too much though.