meh
Things I wish I was still in the boarding house/school to do:
- Spread Vegemite all over the black toilet seats.
....
Then steal all the toilet paper.
- Spread Vaseline all over door knobs of above toilets :D
lol trust me. the combination of 1 & 2 is lethal.
- Spread cling wrap (or Glad Wrap) over the toilet bowl. Then put down the toilet seat down.
- Buy 4 chickens and paint the numbers 1,2,3 and 5 on their backs. Then let them loose in the school.
- Watch the Melbourne High guys do their annual milk run and then laugh my ass off at the idiots as they proceed to puke coloured milk all over the place.
- Shove stink bombs under the doors of all the juniors to get them outta their rooms at 5am in the morning. Which is what frickin happened to us in Year 11.
- Wrap a bastard teacher's car in 4 inches of Glad Wrap.
- Put the headmistresses profile in the personals :D
- Get all the Year 12's to photocopy their boobies and stick them on all the walls outside the school.
Lol, the Year 12's before our year did this one.
- Egg all the Xavier and Scotch guys down Glenferrie road who saw fit to egg ME when i was in Year 12. Idiots. I hope they got suspended for that. Hmpf.
posted by ally at 9:42 PM
5 Comments:
Number four is pure genius!!!!
I bet they'll still wonder about the chicken with a '4' on it!
hahhaa
LMAO!
The boyfriend's school was cling wrapped for muck up day. Also who can forget the obligatory tampons tied to trees? Pre-soaked in liquid (red preferably) of course.
*Barfs*
On topic, I like number 8. What's better is to find someone who has excellent Photoshop skills.
Re #7, I heard a story about a guy who was so drunk at his own birthday, his mates wrapped his car up in foil. Every single damn thing in and on the car, except for the hubcaps. Like, "Dude, where's my car?" *rubs eyes to make sure it's not the alcohol*
oooo... the vegemite wan is a good wan, n da vaseline wan was good too: we boys used shaving cream instead. =P my favorite was: where a whole group of boys r havin a hot shower during winter, run n grab all their towels n robes n clothes, then turn all da hot water on full blast on da sink. mmm... chilly =P
ke: lol i heard some school used pigs. the poor school janitor had to run around looking for pig number 4
wen: MY school? MLC had a milk run?! i thought that was a boys school thing!!
yan: eww...never thought abt the tampons. thats gross as!!!!!
chungers: lol yes but shaving cream is obvious and its not sticky. imagine hopping around with vegemite all over ur butt and vaseline all over ur hands :D
lol and we did the hot water thing too. only after that we got scolded cause the principal's house was in the apartments below the boarding house and when we did that, we screwed up HER water flow.
try pouring clorox in front of da chapel lawns in da shape of a penis in da middle of da night. when its sunday: grass dies - what a sight! =P
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